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Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling chum Ooh, ooh. Retrieved from " http: You know what I'm gonna do? Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat Down in the bottom of our chests, about the special feeling. Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal? You know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna get myself a Cadillac Eldorado convertible Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps And all leather cow interior And make brown baby seal lions for head lights yeah And I'm gonna drive in that baby at miles per hour Gettin' 1 mile per gallon, Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers And when I'm done sucking down those greeseball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag And then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out theside And there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it You know why, because we've got the bombs, that's why 2 words, nuclear fuckin' weapons, OK? You know, you really are an asshole! I'm gonna get myself a Cadillac, El Dorado convertible Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at mph Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder Cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old fashioned Non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side And there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it You know why?